Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend?
Sorry, I thought you knew.
But you should tell me you were in love with her.
Didn't I?
You know you didn't.
Well, I am telling you now.
Yes, but you might have told me before.
I didn't think you would be interested.
You can't be serious. How dare you not tell me you are going to marry her?
Sorry, I didn't think it mattered.
Oh, you men! You are all the same.