How do you spend your day, Helen?
Well, on weekdays I get up around ten. Then I read the paper for an hour and have lunch at about noon.
Really? What time do you go to work?
I start work at three.
And when do you get home at night?
I get home pretty late, around midnight.
So what do you do, exactly?
I'm a TV announcer. Don't you recognize me? I do the weather report on KNT!
Gee, I'm sorry. I don't watch TV.